Route adapted from Ceil12606's 1:49:48: https://www.speedrun.com/dragon_quest_monsters_1_and_2_psx/run/yv264xxm

START:
	Use Cobi
	Talk to dad, sibling
	At farm, talk to mom
	Head north through center of town, then left to vault
	Right, then down to well
	Go back home and steal teh urn
		Don't gotta drop off pie w mom?
		Note: Don't have to "find a monster master", just an urn
	Talk to dad on the way to the gate
	Head to Desert

DESERT:
	Change to battle speed 8 (Ceil does this at home but this is where I do it on GBC)
	Recruit Spotslime and Cactiball.  Use Porkchop on Cactiball.
		Maybe recruit a well monster with that porkchop if you don't get both?  You don't wanna reset though...
	Buy ten herbs
	Join the circus
	Talk to king
	Watch well event
	Talk to king
	Re-order to put Slash in back
	Walk to northern town
	Get herb outside of canal house and jerky inside canal house

	Enter Canal
	His spotslime and cactiball instantly die...
	Get Exitbell chest
	Beat Beavern
	Use Exitbell
	
	Walk back to castle, talk to king
	Talk to prisoners, give them that beefjerky for the watercall
	Slash is level 9 and he's running from encounters on the overworld now
	Go to oasis, fight the lamp (Punt Cactiball)

GREATLOG:
	Go home and talk to mom for 200G
	Buy five pork chops
	Arena beginner class
	Go back to gate

PIRATE:
	Sail straight to the northern city
	He TAS'd an octokid right outside the town and threw three chops at it lol
	Wake up the old man
	Walk to the mermaid town, run from fights you don't want
	AND HE GOT A FRIEND STAFF ON THE OVERWORLD pfft
	Recruit gopher before entering town & bring it along
	Mermaid event
	East to pirate ship
	On the deck, get barrel on the left and go into the secret room
	CaptDead is free; no bonehead cohorts in this version
	
	Get moonrock
	When it shoves you into town, shop:
		Sell dolphin mantle ("OrcaCape" 800g)
		Buy 3 LoveWater, 8 porkchop
	Get WarpStaff out of barrel
	Climb tower and use moonrock
	USE WARPSTAFF TO LEAVE TOWER
	Enter Cave
	
	Get extra holy water chest
	Run from everything that isn't a DarkEye.  Throw meat at DarkEyes.
		This might be the reason for Cobi; The Slabbits in here on Tara suck.
	DarkEye needs to breed with MadGopher
	Use Holy Water near end of first floor
	Get War Ring and the thing next to it (Dew?)
	Finish the chapter

GREATLOG:
	Talk to Mom to get more money (400+600)
	Get Ice Key from farm
	Go to the arena and breed Octokid with Armorpede
	Hatch egg, breed gopher and EvilEye
	Go to Ice

ICE:
	Walk to Norden and shop
		Sell to clean up inventory (15 items)
		Buy seven warpstaff, 3 exitbell, 3 logtwig, 2 rib
	Logtwig on the way to Rubiss as usual
	Get Erdrick's token
	Holy water wears off outside Norden
	Get into a fight and hope Slib can solo it with Firebal
	
	In Norden, talk to left guard (center??) and then chancellor
	Use WarpStaff from inside the castle hell yeah
	Walk to Bombcrag cave, kill off Slash
	Recruit Hammerhood outside and send it home?
	Beat up the Bombcrag, Ceil is level 14/12 here
	Exitbell, Warpstaff, back to Norden
	Beat up AgDevil (Left King)
		Aquarella learns two skills at 17-18 and throws out MPassmore and Increase. 
	Warpstaff?
	
	Head through cave to south town and sail around the blockade lul
	Use holy water during or after that sail
	In Weston, read sign, talk to king
	Run over to forest, get sad queen soul
	Walk out, walk/sail back to Weston
	Fight puppetor
	Warpstaff, fight boss outside Rubiss
	Throw medal in lake, get shield (Estria is DLC)

GREATLOG:
	Prince Kameha saves the day!
	Inspect bottle on beachish
	Go to library and read top-left bookcase
	Go to arena and inspect back of right-center pillar in main room lol
	Breed grizzly with pirate's killerape
	Inspect bottom of slide outside arena
	Inspect nest at farm
	REVEAL KAMEHA FOR THE FRAUD HE IS
	IT WASN'T AN APPLE AT ALL, IT WAS A TOMATO!
	Get sky key from king
	Go onto roof and inspect pot
	At bar, breed hammerhood with merchant's spikyboy (WindBeast)
	Hatch eggs
	Go to Sky

SKY:
	logtwig outside town
	Climb tower
		holy water should wear off in the tower
	Warpstaff out of tower (No chests)
	Get transform staff (Grave + back of grave)
	Warpstaff out of town
	Win a fight before going onto the bridge
	
	Cross bridge, fly east to eagle mountain
	Transform into something shiny (jewelbag, lamp, metal slime, SaberMan)
	KILL BIRD
	WindBeast at 15 forgets its first two skills
	Bear at 16 forgets its new move
	Fly south and east to castle
	Sell some stuff for money, buy four holy waters, two leaves
	
	LogTwig in the usual spot next to castle
	Use holy water, run through Metal babble cave
	Kill Metal Babble
		Aquarella at 24 forgot the new skill
		Windbeast at 18 forgot first skill (Snowstorm)
		Windbeast at 20 forgot second skill (Vacuslash)
		Bear at 19 and 20 forgot first skill
	Exitbell
	Fly west, do the tower
	Exitbell
	Fly west, do the castle
		The first two puzzles are gone.  Inspect back of square grave in bottom right.
	Fight NiteRich
		WindBeast uses EvilSlash against this guy too
	Step out of throne room, use warp staff
	
	Enter castle, use Inn
	Buy any safety items you can afford
	Talk to left guard
	Run toward Mudo, grab steelfang
	Stomp Mudo

LIMBO:
	Stomp rival guy
		Ceil's fight:
		Bikill bear, Kamikaze bird, Quadhits
		Mixed, Mixed, Charge, WorldDew
		Lovewater, WorldDew, gg
	Stomp Darck
		Aquarella heal Windbeast, Windbeast use Kamikaze (tokkou), bear attack WHY IS HE VULNERABLE TO THAT